The Republic of Sarn Gebir is a colossal, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws and stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic population of 5.253 billion Sarn Gebirians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 25.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Sarn Gebirian economy, worth 72.8 trillion baht a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 13,853 baht, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sarn Gebir's national animal is the tiger.

Sarn Gebir is ranked 242,947^th in the world and 8,022^nd in Suspicious for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 95.2 on the Gilded Widget Scale.